Melon Affair
1971 | Alpha Blue Archives | Runtime: 1h 10min
Tags: 70's, Big Tits, Classic, Comedy, Feature, Naturally Busty, Popular With Women, No Sex - Dialogue/Plot, Softcore, Plot Oriented, Striptease, Kissing, Humor
Adult movie Melon Affair from Alpha Blue Archives. This 1971 pornographic film can be watched and purchased on our website.
Description: The Melon Affair aka Up Your Alley (1971, 70 min, Haji, Uschi Digard) A horny and nerdy virgin lands a catering job at a film party filled with busty actresses just like the ones he fantasizes about all day long. But his good fortune doesn't last long as he accidentally causes the death of a Mafia don whom he must impersonate amidst a jewel-smuggling plot. A screwball big-titty sex-comedy that only could have been made in the 1970s, The Melon Affair is a perfect example of the genre. Includes must-see footage such as Haji (Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill) riding topless on a motorcycle and Uschi performing a messy ice cream massage! Also includes bonus feature Prison Girls (1972, 95 min, Maria Arnold, Linda York, Marsha Jordan, Uschi Digard, Neola Graff)! Total running time: 165 min.
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Uschi Digard
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