Melon Affair: 2-Film Collection

Adult movie Melon Affair: 2-Film Collection from Alpha Blue Archives. This 2015 pornographic film can be watched and purchased on our website.

Description: THE MELON AFFAIR aka UP YOUR ALLEY (1971, 70 min, Haji, Uschi Digard) A horny and nerdy virgin lands a catering job at a film party filled with busty actresses just like the ones he fantasizes about all day long. But his good fortune doesn’t last long as he accidentally causes the death of a Mafia don whom he must impersonate amidst a jewel-smuggling plot. A screwball big-titty sex-comedy that only could have been made in the 1970s,THE MELON AFFAIR is a perfect example of the genre. Includes must-see footage such as Haji (FASTER PUSSYCAT, KILL KILL) riding topless on a motorcycle and Uschi performing a messy ice cream massage! Also includes bonus feature PRISON GIRLS (1972, 95 min, Maria Arnold, Linda York, Marsha Jordan, Uschi Digard, Neola Graff)!

Starring

Uschi Digard

Haji

Maria Arnold

Linda York

Marsha Jordan

Neola Graff