This Ain't Cops Xxx
2010 | Hustler | Runtime: 2h 4min | Series: This Ain't...
Tags: Feature, Adult Humor, Comedy, Cops/Police, Couple, Gonzo, Blowjob, Cowgirl, Plot Oriented, Missionary Position, Doggy Style, Striptease, Standing Doggy Style, Facial, Cum On Tits, Living Room, Sex, Parody
Adult movie This Ain't Cops Xxx from Hustler. This 2010 pornographic film can be watched and purchased on our website.
Description: Bad boys, bad boys... Whatcha gonna do when they CUM on you? Hustler Video decided to take the bull by the horns and create a parody of one of America's longest running and most beloved TV-reality shows. There are several reasons why people love to watch the original show that Hustler Video parodied. First of all, everyone likes to know that there's someone out there more effed up than they are. Who doesn't like to feel like they're better than someone else? It only encourages self-confidence. Secondly, who doesn't love a man _ or a woman _ in uniform? The power, the Tom Selleck mustache, and of course, the handcuffs. Oh yes! Bring on the handcuffs! How could anyone resist making a parody out of a show that was already straddling the line between fantasy and reality!In Hustler Video's THIS AIN'T COPS XXX parody, expect to be swept away by five cleverly written, witty, and of course, sinfully filthy scenes. It's obvious the actors were genuinely enjoying their roles as men and women of the Chatsworth law enforcement. Their enthusiasm for the sex scenes and their humorous and well-acted character roles makes this parody a film you must see this summer.One of the funniest, well-delivered scenes in the movie might be Jack Lawrence playing the part of a police officer, while driving in his cop car (which interestingly enough actually belongs to him!). He's talking to the camera crew, making small chat, while en route to the next crime scene. He pulls out his ticket holder and says, As soon as I fill this up... I have one more site to write and my wife gets a free toaster, so I'm pretty stoked about that. Hey, you know what? Someone's going three miles over the limit... They're gonna get a ticket, the city's gonna get some money, my wife's gonna get a toaster. That's just the way it goes. You know, Jack might not be too far off from the truth!Real life motorcycle pro, Dale DaBone, gets to put his other passion to use in this film when he pops a wheelie in front of female officer, Bobbi Starr. All up in arms about his lack of regard for residential street rules and the safety of those around him, Bobbi is prepared to give Dale a ticket for his bad behavior, but alters her decision when he more than appropriately makes it up to her.
Starring
Alexis Grace
Johnny Pockets
Evan Stone
Dale Dabone
Brooke Banner
Mr. Pete
Jack Lawrence
Alec Knight
Bobbi Starr
Reena Sky
Phoenix Marie
Scenes
This Ain't Cops Xxx Scene 1
Starring: Phoenix Marie, Evan Stone
Tags: Cowgirl, Spooning, Shaved, Missionary Position
This Ain't Cops Xxx Scene 2
Starring: Brooke Banner, Jack Lawrence
Tags: Cowgirl, Living Room, Trimmed
This Ain't Cops Xxx Scene 3
Starring: Dale Dabone, Bobbi Starr
Tags: Cowgirl, Uniform, Garage
This Ain't Cops Xxx Scene 4
Starring: Mr. Pete, Jayden Jaymes
Tags: Uniform, Spooning, Standing Doggy Style
This Ain't Cops Xxx Scene 5
Starring: Reena Sky, Alec Knight, Alexis Grace
Tags: Blowjob, Cowgirl, Standing Doggy Style
